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Please take the time to read them, they say a lot about me!

DeviantART related:
Read Before You Comment by LeoLeonardoFull-Time Deviant by AbfcStamp by Kataang-furubaSTAMP critism welcomed by LennyleinEndler's Tips of Deviantart Commenting by endlerMOAR ORGINALITY IN LITERATURE PLZ by World-Hero21Many Favorites, No Comments by ETrademarkkTraditional User STAMP by DrayuuLove Critiques by tRiBaLmArKiNgSI love my watchers by tRiBaLmArKiNgSI Support Writing Critiques by ClefairyKid

Personal beliefs:
Atheist Stamp by TranscendenceEngineAtheist Stamp by Kezzi-RoseDa Stamp - Human Rights 01 by tppgraphicsLove Stamp by Kezzi-RoseEverybody is Equal by PhysicalMagicDA Stamp - Not Good VS Evil 01 by tppgraphicsChange stamp by BakerizeEqualist Stamp by Tandenfee

About me:
Reading is gold. by PixieRiotSTAMP: Glasses by EmotikonzGenderfluid by Inkiedostare in my fridge stamp. by CitrusEcstasy---xAwkward by Fyi-SusVery Good Bad Example by ladieofficaldeep down by iLedSadist Stamp by Greetings-I-Am-SINTJ by RenaliasIf Zombies Chase Us by RuthlessDreamsGeek Stamp Series - Space by Ducksauce-splashGeek Stamp Series - Science by Ducksauce-splashGeek Stamp Series - Math by Ducksauce-splashDA Stamp - Rainbow by phantompantherI Love Fonts by ClefairyKid

My interests:
DA Stamp - Math 01 by tppgraphics[Stamp] Science by CreepiestNoodle OMH -Stamp- by ParamourxLightsMudz Stamp by ThemoonrulznnyStamp_Cyborg Noodle by ShiVoodoonirvana stamp by maryduranMr Bean stamp by HappyStampHello, my name is.. by cfryantI Like Trains -stamp- by I-Am-The-LawrDarkness redness whiteness stamp by KristianTheTiragonStephen Fry by viruneeWhere is the lid? stamp by magical-braRDJ Kisses For Everyone Stamp by TwilightProwlerSH It's Fine Stamp by TwilightProwlerDancing Doctor Stamp by TwilightProwlerWaving Doctor Stamp by TwilightProwlerREAL Music Stamp by MabMeddowsMercuryMaths Stamp by RococokaraSTAR-TREK TAS Fan Stamp by JRWenzelSeverus Snape Stamp by OdogooStar Wars Stamp by ChimeraDragonfangImagination stamp by NamiYamiFawlty Towers by ShantellaEels Stamp by Playing-it-downMonty Python Logo Stamp by krunchiefrogMy Brain Hurts by TwilightKirby

Other stuffs:
DA Stamp - Races by phantompantherStamp - The World by shadowed-light-wavesWhy? by WOWandWASDA Stamp - Think 01 by tppgraphicsLe Moustache Stamp by Leafbreeze7I Kill My Characters by MysteriousBob777since when? by Numbuh-9I'll Kill You. by ValotoxinI like you, i'll.. by esoog-adnamaTakeover Stamp by JetProwerTheFoxFreaking Airport Stamp by chibi22If looks could kill stamp by quazoKeep Talking. by ValotoxinLive Forever by ValotoxinYou Want To Keep Breathing... by Foxxie-ChanDramatic Kitty Go Lookie by ImFeelingStampityUgly barnacle stamp by ARTic-WeatherWow You Really Suck Stamp by ladieofficalgas mask stamp by gyenesthe golden rule by iLedwhere there's a will by iLedGood Morning by RuthlessDreamsan apple a day by iLedInterrupt by Fyi-SusMy Younger Self Stamp by invader-zim-14I know everything by postmortummamazing stamp by Shantella

Physics Stamp by SSJMihoshiLet's Do Science by ririnyanLarge Hadron Collider Stamp by stampystampyI Support the String Theory by stampystampyEvolution Stamp by Kezzi-RoseUniverse Stamp by Kezzi-Roseanatomy stamp by boneworksStand Back Stamp by ladieofficalNo, it's not by xPine


Jazz by OdysseusUT

Photomanipulation is hard to do well to create a convincing effect, but you nailed it. It's immediately apparent that you didn't just m...

Kseniya by cocoaspen

Immediately what caught my eye seeing this drawing is your extremely advanced understanding of anatomy. Your sense of color, lighting, ...


Hey, want a critique? Note me! But first, please refer to my rules and instructions:

In note:
:bulletyellow: Link to deviation(s).
:bulletyellow: Let me know the specific areas you'd like me to focus on. (Examples: "Is the dialogue realistic enough?" "Any grammatical mistakes?" or "Is there some way I can make this paragraph more fluid?") These will be very helpful!
:bulletyellow: Be sure to specify whether you would like harsh critique or gentle criticism.
:bulletyellow: I will respond to let you know I received the note and to clarify anything. I probably won't get to critiquing right away.

Things I WILL NOT critique:
(work in progress)
-Low quality images (where I cannot clearly see the piece)
-Pornography, fetish, or pairings
(I decide whether or not it counts.)
-Derogatory work (Racist, sexist, homophobic, etc. or promotes/supports these themes. Again, I decide whether it counts.)
-Pieces so poorly done (no effort was put into it) that they cannot be considered finished work

You should also keep in mind...
:bulletgreen: I critique both premium and regular members.
:bulletgreen: All critiques are free, but I'd appreciate a thank you or llama!
:bulletgreen: If I turn your work down, check the above list of things I don't critique. It’s probably on there.
:bulletgreen: All critiques are based off personal experience/opinion. Keep in mind I don't know everything!
:bulletgreen: If you have questions regarding why I do not critique a certain type of work or whether or not your work falls within the criteria, please don't hesitate to :note: me!

Love Critiques by tRiBaLmArKiNgS

"The Perfection of the Paper Clip:

Curious Tales of Invention, Accidental Genius, and Stationery Obsession"

by James Ward

    Are you as obsessed with stationery and office supplies as I am (and as James Ward is)? Is a trip to Staples more like a trip to a theme park for you? If you're like me, you love "boring things." You can't help but drool over a brand new binder or pack of pens. I just started reading this fascinating book by a stationery connoisseur and am already in love with it.

    Ward recalls his childhood spent in stationery stores instead of toy stores. Those weren't interesting to him, he said. He'd rather spend hours perusing the collection of pens and other office supplies in his local stationery store, an experience I can relate to surprisingly well. Pen stores were always a treat to go to, just to look at all the interesting stationery they had there.

    The book begins by recounting the history of the paperclip and how its design was affected through the ages. How did it become what we recognize today as the standard paperclip? What problems were encountered that required a change in design? And why haven't we given the inventors of paper fasteners the recognition they deserve for changing the world entirely? I believe we take for granted this tiny piece of metal, and the book is necessary for explaining to all of us exactly how much work, time, and inventing went into the device.

    Ward then discusses the similarly interesting histories of highlighters, post-its, glue, pencils, etc. While most people may be asleep by this point (they're not any fun anyway), anyone who loves office supplies as much as I do will be avidly reading on the edge of their seat, pictures of sticky tabs and accordion files dancing in their heads.

Highly recommended read for organization and history lovers!

Buy the book on Amazon:…
  1. How long have you been on DeviantArt?   3 years. 

  2. What does your username mean?    You know, Google Translate isn't as reliable as I thought it was. If any native Dutch speakers can give me a more accurate answer, that would be cool.

  3. Describe yourself in three words.    :icondwightschruteplz: "Hard-working. Alpha male. Jackhammer... merciless... insatiable..." -Dwight Schrute

  4. Are you left or right handed?    Righty.

  5. What was your first deviation?  This little number right here.  The Name's Pond. Amy Pond by bloedzuigerbloed

  6. What is your favourite type of art to create?    Sculpture.

  7. If you could instantly master a different art style, what would it be?    Impressionist painting.

  8. What was your first favourite?    "Summer Paradise" by priteeboy. Summer Paradise by priteeboy

  9. What type of art do you tend to favourite the most?    Digital art or photography. There's a lot of that stuff out there.

  10. Who is your all-time favourite deviant artist?    tracyjb. :)

  11. If you could meet anyone on DeviantArt in person, who would it be?    No idea. I'm not worthy of any of them. :worships2: 

  12. How has a fellow deviant impacted your life?    catlantic has talked to me almost every single day for three years. Don't know where I'd be without you.

  13. What are your preferred tools to create art?    Me own two hands! Awkward Turtle 

  14. What is the most inspirational place for you to create art?    There is really no inspirational place for me to work. Just wherever there's food.

  15. What is your favourite DeviantArt memory?    Hasn't happened yet.

Journal History


bloedzuigerbloed's Profile Picture
Carnivorous Snail
Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
Long Button: Please Do Not Thank Me For The Llama by Italian-Pitbull

Deviant ID.
(A.K.A. the Big Long Bulleted List Where You Learn More Than the Average Person is Comfortable Knowing About Me While Staying a Safe Distance Away Armed With a Shiv.)

Some of my stuff:

Weary Wanderer by bloedzuigerbloedEmpress by bloedzuigerbloed cheap american corndo you remember
when we were little
and plastic-skinned
toting pails
like puppies
putting lollipop sticks
between our lips
and pretending
they were cigarettes
and that we were
refined adults set on
breaking our lungs
for society
the suburbs
and the
cheap american corn
i remember the nights
getting reliably colder
watching my digits
turn violet by lack of heat
and knowing how much
i still had to learn
running my purple fingers
under the faucet
until they flushed pink again
taking a drag on a
tootsie pop stick,
knowing how much
everyone else still had to learn too
Giant Deer by bloedzuigerbloed

Like what you see? Click this text to go to my gallery!

Basic information:

:pointr: Literature geek.
:pointr: Everything else geek.
:pointr: I will probably get your references.
:pointr: You will probably not get mine.
:pointr: World's leading expert on the structure of Hugh Laurie's face. (Not really.)
:pointr: Favourite band: They're still battling it out.
:pointr: Favourite colour: The colour of fear.
:pointr: Favourite food: Food.
:pointr: Favourite animal: Human.
:pointr: Favourite human: Not you.
:pointr: Overuses bulleted lists. You will hate me for it.

I can art sometimes maybe. I'm decent.


:bulletred: Traditional drawings
:bulletred: Paintings in watercolor and acrylic
:bulletred: Polymer clay sculptures
:bulletred: Poems
:bulletred: Short stories and vignettes
And other various things
Neko Emoji-38 (Music) [V2] by Jerikuto



:bulletred: You do NOT need to thank me for llamas. :no:
:bulletred: When thanking me for favs, please do NOT include a thumb of (or link to) the deviation. My profile is NOT for advertisement.
:bulletred: My profile is NOT the place to ask for critiques. If you would like one, please NOTE me. I will hide critique requests in the comments and ask you to note me instead.
:bulletred: I'll hide comments at my discretion.

:bulletgreen: You can thank me for favs and watches. :nod:

:iconyaytigerplz: Congratulations on making it through my whole profile. Have a cookie.

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ZiaulKareem Featured By Owner 22 hours ago  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank you for the fav! :)
existencia5 Featured By Owner 4 days ago   Photographer
.......Gracias ! :) Hug Heart 
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AnkaZima Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2015  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Thank you a lot for adding my quilt to your Favorites, I am happy you liked it :) (Smile) .
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Batsceba Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2015   Photographer
thanks a lot!
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... grazie for the fav

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SwarzezTier Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2015   General Artist
Thank you for faving my part 12 of my ink roll photos :-)
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nickalive Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2015  Professional General Artist
thanks for the fav
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chriseastmids Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
thank you for the fave ad :D
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Thank you so much for :+fav:ing   /nocturnals and /man-The-man-Without-Qualities.:thanks:
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feigenfrucht Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks a lot for your interest :-)
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chriseastmids Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
many thanks for the fave ad :D
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E-Lizzie-Photography Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2015  Student Photographer
Thank you very much for the favorite!
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scheinbar Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Fella Heart Kiss (Love) by Ehsartemthank you very muchLoving Bear by KmyGraphic
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BloodshotInk Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2015

Hey! :rose:

I wanted to drop by personally to say thanks for joining TheWritePlace! I’m excited that people seem enthusiastic about it :giggle: If you wanna know more about our group check out Our Rules (there aren’t many and they’re all mostly common sense to me!) or just ask! If you fancy getting more involved we do have positions open which you can find out about here. For now I hope you enjoy the group and find it helpful. If you have ideas on how to make it more useful, suggestions, feedback, anything, just let us know - and when our chatroom #TheWriteRoom officially launches (soon) I hope to see you in there too :love:

- Kate :heart:


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Alienette Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2015
Thank You By Kmygraphic-d8skr9p by anne1956
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JACAC Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2015
h e l l o . :wave:
t h a n k . y o u . f o r . t h e . k i n d . :+fav: . =)

i . h o p e . m y . o t h e r . p h o t o s . a r e . a l s o . i n t e r e s t I n g
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s m i l e . t h e . h o t . b e a u t y . o f . s u m m e r . i s . o u t s i d e . =)=)
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AngelGanev Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2015
Hey thank you so much for the fav and comment! Hope you check some of my other paintings, I will be doing a lot moarr ^^ You have awesome works! Looking forward to seeing more from you! ^^
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Doodle-of-the-day Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
whaha die username :rofl:
je gallery is nice trouwens 
ah geen pinguin? dat is nou jammer XD
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Danicky Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy birthday!!
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Danium Featured By Owner May 19, 2015
Lol your name! :lol:
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SunnyIris-Sol Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2015
Thanks for the llama!!Llama Emoji 27 (Awesome) [V2] 
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Tiamatus Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2015
Thank you for the fave! Its most appreciated!
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iugaroeru227 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you so much for the LLAMA!!
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